USB Butt Plug Revolutionizes Sex Toy Technology

Sex toy technology has been advancing in leaps and bounds in recent years, from fucking machines to remote control toys to vibes that buzz to the beat of the music that you are playing.

But I was amazed when I discovered the newest development in sex toys tech: the USB Butt Plug.

When inserted, this remarkable toy harnesses the bioelectric energy of the root chakra, thereby charging your USB compatible devices while you wear it. Simply apply the same kind of lube that you’d use with any electrostim device, insert, plug in your mp3 player or phone, get yourself good and aroused to key up the nerve activity in the prostate area, and it charges your gadgets while you wear it!

The innovative creators of this toy are currently developing a larger model with a standard electrical outlet, so you can plug in your hitachi or other electric vibe, eliminating the need for extension cords. The projected release date is next year on April Fool’s Day. I can’t wait!

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  1. Amazing Sex toy. Can’t believe that in future we will get USB sex toys. Very Innovative, ready to watch.

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